Conversations Overheard

Tony: Did I tell you about that thing that happened yesterday?

Me: What thing?

Tony: That thing about the {insert topic here}.

Me: Oh. Yes you did.

Tony: And then how {continuation of same topic}.

Me: Ha, yeah. You told me.

:chewing:

:sound of a fork ticking a dinner plate:

Me: I love rehashing conversations we've already had.

Tony: Hey, if we didn't do that we'd barely talk at all.

Conversations Overheard

Tony: I bought 30 boxes of tissues, just so you know.
Me: Umm... okay?
Tony: They are Kleenex brand. $23 for the 30 boxes, which is super cheap. I know you like the softness on your nose and they shouldn't shred as easily in Desmond's mouth.

Me: ...

Don't ask.

Just ride.

Conversations Overheard

Tony: I'm going up to bed, you coming?

Me: Soon. I gotta do the dishes, bottles, laundry, all that bullshit.

Tony: It's not bullshit, it's our life!

Sigh... So true.

Then he helped me do all that bullshit. Life isn't that bad.